Food & Drink

What Beer Matches Your Zodiac Sign?

After some scientific research and taste-testing, we built a comprehensive list of the beers you need to drink based on your zodiac sign.
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Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You’re passionate, bold, and destined to be a leader. Aries should reach for a double-IPA for its intense flavor and assertiveness. We recommend Monday Night Blind Pirate, it’s bold and confident without being too overwhelming.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You’re loyal, patient, and always show up when you’re needed. For these reasons, a Taurus needs to grab a Bud Light as their brew of choice. A Bud Light is as dependable and loyal as they come. 

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Gemini’s are youthful, curious, fun, and the ultimate social butterfly. We recommend Truck Chaser by Wild Leap – it’s incredibly smooth, sweet, and fun. Truck Chaser’s orange and vanilla bean flavors have Gemini energy that we couldn’t pass up.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Compassionate and sympathetic, Cancers are like a warm hug we didn’t know we needed. Wicked Weed’s Milk & Cookies Milk Stout is essentially a hug in a glass, brewed with cinnamon, vanilla, and raisins.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Creative and cheerful, we recommend SPF by Goose Island – like you, it’s basically a tropical paradise in a can.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Qualities of a Virgo are well summed up as practical and hardworking, this reminds us of the very classic yet practical, Budweiser.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Libras love balance and peace, so we recommend the well-balanced No Jacket Required.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 22)

Scorpios are ambitious but loyal, that’s why we recommend the Nitro Irish Stout by Breckenridge. The Nitro Irish has a classic old world taste, with a splash of ambition.

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

Funny and always down for new things, we recommend Elysian Brewing Contact Haze for all you Sagittarius out there. Contact Haze was created with not so typical notes and bursts of bright flavors.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Capricorns are disciplined and ooze self-control – that’s why we pair them with Michelob Ultra. Perfectly dependable and disciplined.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 19)

The crisp, refreshing, and well-balanced 104 by Riverwatch Brewery makes a perfect match for Aquariuses who tend to be reserved and value intellectual conversation.

Pisces (February 20 – March 20)

Friendly and always there for you, Pisces need to grab a Shock Top Belgian White. Social and chill (maybe slightly mysterious), these two make the perfect match.

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